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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Rule #500

Don't forget the power of touch, the inspiration of a smile, and the joy of hearing a kind word; and the exhilaration of a bunch of cash in your pocket.

Rule #495
Don't be lax with discipline; use it wisely, firmly, and early.

Rule #494
Boys can play with Barbie dolls too, but should cop a feel when nobody's looking.

Rule #490
Don't feel too bad if you hit a rabbit in the road, there are way too many rabbits, and that one was stupid anyway.

Rule #486
Realize it's all been said before; then, say it again, with feeling.

Rule #484
Don't mess with guys wearing kilts, part of the uniform is a little dagger.

Rule #479
DO NOT under any circumstances eat a live goldfish; unless that goldfish has done something to really PISS YOU OFF.

Rule #475
A child, sitting in a chair, kicking his feet back and forth, and happy doing that, without thinking of it...

Rule #474
Love is a concept.

Rule #473
If you plan it right you'll have enough money to buy a new car every couple of years, live in a big house with a pool, have lots of money in the bank, and have a maid come in twice a week; raise your hand if you've planned it right...

Rule: Most people are poor at planning.

Rule #471
"Crotch-Rocket", "Ape Hanger"; there's a certain lingo you have to learn with any hobby.

Rule #470
Be tolerant of the diverse mix of people around you, and form small groups of people just like you for protection.

Rule #468
Relax, don't worry about it; until it gets really BAD, then, panic.

Rule #464
People will run, and people will walk, but people rarely ROLL; roll more often.

Rule #463
Now and then, when it's raining, walk don't run, don't cover your head, and just enjoy it.

Rule #462
RUN from time to time, not for exercise, just to run.

Rule #461
Don't wear underwear all the time.

Rule #460
Nobody is perfect, but some of us are 'very' close.

Rule #455
There may be plenty of other fish in the sea, but you might find out that another fish just isn't the same.

Rule #454
A big heart is MUCH more important than big boobs.

Rule #449
Consider this: Instead of loving and embracing everyone, since we are all god's children; accept the possibility that some people are Satan's children, and steer clear of them.

Rule #448
Don't be too defensive, shut up and listen, then be defensive.

Rule #445
Don't "Supersize" it. McDonalds sells more to SUPERSIZED people; do you see the connection?

Rule #444
When it's good advice, take it.

Rule #438
Spend some time outside, gazing at the stars, and realize just how small we are, and just how amazing EVERYTHING is; then go get some fast food.



Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Say hello to MY little friend!!!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Glen Beck is a douche!

The Fox News Network is run by Partisan Fascist bastards with an agenda to breed news scape based on their biased opinions. And, the interesting question of what happened in the Congressional Shower and why they need to take showers at work anyways! What kinda dirty shtuff they gittin into down at that Congressional hall? Glen Beck apologizes and creates a new sign-off!

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.... and I dare say that I shall never forgive the Conservative America that has made me defend gays, thanks, I WAS THE BIGGEST HOMOPHOBE EVER. Now I must pity the fools because Big Brother wants to get involved with marriage rights! Now that's gay! Einstein couldn't even figure out marriage, besides gays deserve to be just as miserable as the rest of the world!!!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

The Sonya Times


... work in progress.

Monday, March 8, 2010

The Indian With One Testicle

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that
name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone
again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called
him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He
jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
the forest where he made love to her all day and
all night. He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what
he promised he would do. Years went by and no
one dared call him by his given name until A woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
away. Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird's cousin, was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him
and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
her all the next night, butYellowBird wouldn't die!
Why ???
OH, come on... take a guess !!!
Think about it !!!
You're going to love this !!!
Everyone knows...
You can't kill Two Birds withOneStone!!!


Sunday, March 7, 2010



Internet Explorer slowly dying as majority favorite.

As all kinds of different browsers flood the market, Internet Explorer narrowly holds on as the majority favorite. Although it is not the best internet browser, it is the most widely distributed as it comes on all new Windows based PC's. Even Safari (the Apple stock web browser)  doesn't hold a candle to I.E.'s market share. 

Cut|Copy|Paste receives hits from all over the world, even China, which has outlawed the exposure of some blogger sites. It is a rare insight into what's popular and what's slowly fading to newer, better browsers. Here are the most recent 100 hit statistics for the different browsers that travel through the CCP realm:

A map of hits from CCP:

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Bomber Kid

Super Mario Adventure

Friday, March 5, 2010


Link to the blogger pic archives


Monday, March 1, 2010

Current List of My Skills

10+ years experience in web design and production
Expert in HTML and CSS standards
Knowledge of advanced Javascript
Solid understanding of cross-browser issues and authoring
Proficient with Photoshop and Dreamweaver as well as custom image alterations surpassing PS standards
Familiarity with ASP.NET, Ajax and mild understanding of PHP
Experience with enterprise JavaScript libraries (jQuery/Prototype commands)
Experience in creating HTML templates to suit non-developers for data integration.
Great eye for detail, both in code and in how the page looks in a browser
Excellent written, verbal communication and interpersonal skills
Detail-oriented, professional, and self-directed
Design rendering that matches in looks as well as functionality on a more personal level than ordinary "design suites"

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